Test-taking tips

"You should always be able to provide the most elegant solution."

Sartorial discrimination

"He fucked it up. That's what you get for wearing a peak lapel collar."

FRISBEEEEE

boyfriend: "You know how some frisbee teams bring those big boomboxes and play rap to get pumped up, as if they don't know they're white?"

me: "You do that."

boyfriend: "No, that was just that one time."