ohhh, jeeez.

"Cashmere, like everything, is so all about branding."

at least you admit it.

"I don't like lower-class people. What is there to like? ...I'm just keepin' it real!"

classical music snob!

"Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture is soooo played out."

Better throw out the sweater vests

"I'm over argyle."

Test-taking tips

"You should always be able to provide the most elegant solution."

Sartorial discrimination

"He fucked it up. That's what you get for wearing a peak lapel collar."

FRISBEEEEE

boyfriend: "You know how some frisbee teams bring those big boomboxes and play rap to get pumped up, as if they don't know they're white?"

me: "You do that."

boyfriend: "No, that was just that one time."