mathemedouchian.

boyfriend: "Quick! What's the square root of 117?"

me: "Ummm... ten... point.... four... one.... five...?!"

boyfriend: "That's pretty close. I mean, it's closer to 10.7, but yeah... that's pretty close."

that's amore

"Ugh, I hate that... when you're cooking pasta and someone interrupts you, and then you come back and it's just TOTALLY overdone.

grammar police?

"Do you think 'their' will be standardized as a gender-neutral pronoun anytime soon? Because I think we're pretty close."

Hygiene is important.

"I like to use a back scrubber and exfoliating body wash."

suits suits suits

"That suit has to be polyester blend. I mean, how else do you make a suit for $100?"

Salad is the enemy

"I just don't think I was ready for crappy iceberg lettuce."

over confident much?

"My time at Stanford and Harvard has taught me - I'm really good at taking stupid people's money. But I'm really good at taking smart people's money."