spread it on your bread?

"I hate fruit pies. They're just a bunch of jam. Who the fuck wants that?"

forget years of practice!

While listening to the radio: "What does it take to be a professional bassist at that level?... give me a month, and I could do that. I'm just saying, that doesn't sound hard."

When his pen ran out of ink: "I don't understand FUCKING PaperMates. Why would ANYONE make or buy them?"

well, that's one way of making fun of poor people.

"$1000? That's not a lot of money. Well, it's a lot for people who don't dress like me."