Sandwich snobbery

"She made it wrong. The cheese isn't even melted. Who the fuck puts the cheese in the middle?"

The anti-indie

"Sneakers with a suit? That's totally unconscionable."

"Don't put this on your blog."

"I can't be sure, but I think this beef is barely even carpaccio grade."

ohhh, jeeez.

"Cashmere, like everything, is so all about branding."

at least you admit it.

"I don't like lower-class people. What is there to like? ...I'm just keepin' it real!"

classical music snob!

"Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture is soooo played out."

Better throw out the sweater vests

"I'm over argyle."